A young blonde
comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just
told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?"
"Yes, dear," replied her
mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have
to explain it.
"But then when I have a
baby, won't it knock my teeth out?"
Two nuns are ordered
to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother
Superior was that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the
door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?", calls out
one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice
from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each
other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind
man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man,
"where do you want the blinds?"
